A Woody Joke

A Woody Joke..
What wood happn if u
had a wooden car,
with wooden seats
wooden tyres..
and a wooden engine?
It Wooden't start..!

Hui Hai Daal Graa'n Or Sabziyan Mehngi

Hui Hai Daal Graa'n Or Sabziyan Mehngi

Kitchen Me Ja K Bhala Kia Wo Dil-Nawaz Kare

Moamlaat e Muhabbat Ka Ab Ye Aalm Hia
Main Pyar Pyar Karoon Wo ..
Pyaz Pyaz Kare:-(

Two Tigers were resting under a tree

Two Tigers were
resting under a tree..
Suddenly a RABBIT
passed very fast
Tiger could not make
out & asked
What was that?
2nd Tiger smiled and
said:
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Fast Food ;-)

A Punjabi woman talking in English to a Dr

A
Punjabi woman talking
in English to a Dr.
about sick child
My Kaka is ill ek week
da.
Na eat da,
Na sleep da,
Bas weep da te cheek
da,
Nalay nakk v leak da.!
Dr. Fer Gala ghot de is
khabees da.:-P:-DB-)

Bakri : I love you

Bakri : I love you
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Bakra: Hun ki faida,
aggo waddi eid aan wali
ay...

I have lots of jokes in my inbox

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can't send you all
of them,
It will take a lot of
time,
So I'm sending you
just 1 joke
.
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You are so beautiful:-)

Geo Reporter

Geo Reporter, jab
Bomb gira' to kya Wo 1 dum se
Phhata Zakhmi LARKI: G Nahi Wo
Reengta howa Aaya Or Adab Se
Pyaar Se Sharma kr Bola Baji !!!
THAAA !!!!!

1 kisan ne apne khait me putla Lgane k bajaye Altaf Bhai ki photo Lga di

1 kisan ne
apne khait me putla Lgane k
bajaye Altaf Bhai ki photo Lga
di . . . . 
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.
kawwey pichle saal jo
gandum Le gaye thy, wo b
wapis Le aaye...

Ay kaash mujhy b woh azeem hasti mil jaye

Ay kaash mujhy b
woh azeem hasti mil jaye Ya
Rab jis k qadmon men mere
bachon ki jannat ho
Ameeeeeeeeeeeeen

What is Light.? . .

What is Light.?
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Light is daughter of WAPDA &
she is extremely loose
character.
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She doesn’t tell anyone & goes
anytime anywhere even at
midnight.:D

Two girls wearing same dress..

Two girls wearing
same dress.. RESPONSE: 'SHE
COPIED MY STYLE, JEALOUS.. &
Two boys wearing same T-Shirt,
RESPONSE? "AREY MERA
BHAI.."

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

1 2 3
4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 Very good!
Intelligent Ho! Kal A-B-C-D
sikhenge.

Once there was electricity in Pakistan...

Once there was
electricity in Pakistan...
Phir? . . .
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.
.
. Pakistan me
jamhooriyat aa gayi...!! :-)

Pakistan is a nation

Pakistan is a nation n
cant be a station . . wah wah . .
Pakistan is a nation n cant be a
station Dont fall in Luv 1st
complete ur education.

Do u rembr ur cute childhud

Do u rembr ur cute childhud when u went 2 a toy shop n ask shopkepr-antal antal ye montey titne ta ha?n shpkepr replied: Beta ye monkey nhi mirror hy.;-)

The most dangerous ALphabet is

The most dangerous ALphabet
is
W Bcoz All Worries start with W
Who
Why
What
When
Which
Where
Wrong
Wedding
War
Weapon
Wine
Women
Wife &
now WAPDA:-)

Give smile to atleast one unknown person while walking onroad..

Give smile to atleast one unknown person while walking onroad..

So that..
He will think whole day.... ....

" ye tha kon? :p :D

Touching Story, Asad on his way to home saw a cute little Cat

Touching
Story,
Asad on his way to
home saw a cute little
Cat.

He went near n touched
it..
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.
Again touched it,.

Again
he touched
it..
Waw!
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What a touching
story.:-) :-O

when a small kid hits you without any reason

when a small kid
hits you without any reason in
front of his mom and you can't
do anything but smile & say
"beta NAIIII".:P:D

KHUDA K liye is Mulk pe Rehm Kr do

KHUDA K
liye is Mulk pe Rehm Kr do,
Wah
Wah !
KHUDA K liye is Mulk Pe
Rehm kr do,

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Is Ramadan me
Pepsi rehne do Petrol "65" tak
kam kardo...;D